We are constantly working on improving reliability across all of our system. However, in the rare case that a problem does occur, it will be listed here

Symbol Meaning
Working perfectly
⚠️ Problem detected
Critical Failure
☢️ Refer to Vol LXIX page 3,786 of your employee handbook
✅ Cows
✅ Bovine radiological shield
⚠️ [ REDACTED ] containment system
✅ Mail receiving servers
✅ Mail intake cows
✅ Cowipede system
✅ Mail sending cows
✅ Mail sending servers

Notes: All system go 👍
ECC: G-Zero

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