How does it work

Using our patented cow relay system, and advanced mouth to anus stitching, we are able to completely obscure the origin of your email.

The process is quite simple, and works via this simple overview.

  1. We receive your email, and display it to a cow.
  2. That cow will read the email, and whisper it to one of our cow centipedes (cowipedes).
  3. That whispered message, will work through a least, three nodes in the cowipede.
  4. The last node of the cowipede will then fart out the message, to a receiver cow.
  5. That receiver cow will then type up the message, and send it off.

This method is safe, secure, and ethical, and will be the future of secure communication.

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