Status
We are constantly working on improving reliability across all of our system. However, in the rare case that a problem does occur, it will be listed here
| Symbol | Meaning |
|---|---|
| ✅ | Working perfectly |
| ⚠️ | Problem detected |
| ❌ | Critical Failure |
| ☢️ | Refer to Vol LXIX page 3,786 of your employee handbook |
✅ Bovine radiological shield
⚠️ [ REDACTED ] containment system
✅ Mail receiving servers
✅ Mail intake cows
✅ Cowipede system
✅ Mail sending cows
✅ Mail sending servers
Notes: All system go 👍
ECC: G-Zero
