FAQs

Q: How do you guarantee to safety of my email?
A: Our five step process guarantees that your email, will be safe. You can read about it here.

Q: How do you stop the cow reading me email, from just talking to the cow that sends the email?
A: A very real threat of a very slow, painful death.

Q: How can a cow do this?
A: Simple, we genetically engineered two breeds of cow for the task. SCC-54, and SCC-54C.

Q: If someone replies to an email I sent through you, will I get it, and will it be just as secure?
A: Yes, and yes.

Q: Can I send a file through this service?
A: Unfortunately, while we can compress a cow with full knowledge of a file, we're still working out how to uncompress a cow.